Mandalay, Myanmar is all about the people (& monks!)

If Yangon introduced me to the country, then Mandalay really introduced me to the people. I stayed double the time in Mandalay, the former Myanmar capital & supposed cultural heart of the country. The city is home to 1 million people & has a different feel to it than Yangon… smaller, dustier, motorbike-crazed & real sweet. The locals just openly stare at me wherever I go. I can’t really blame them. There’s very few other white people around & I think they’re newly thrilled to share their country w foreigners. Perhaps the blatant staring would make some feel awkward. I just flash them a big smile, say “hello” & throw ’em a Burmese greeting & they burst into a wide grin & giggles & if they know a lick of English, they immediately approach me for conversation. Hearing I’m from the US evokes an even wider grin & an “Obama. I love Obama. He’s visited Myanmar 2 times.” On a few occasions, I’ve even heard a twist… “Obama. Jordan” to which I tell them I live in Chicago & they are both from Chicago. Jaws agape. Each day I hired a taxi driver for the day to tour the city as the key sites are very spread out & it was 103 degrees. I’m typically pretty efficient viewing sites, in & out & on to the next as it’s just me at my own pace so there’s no lingering. My efficiency took a big hit in Mandalay. I was stopped everywhere I went, multiple times, by locals to chat & take photos. I think I posed in more photos than I took & I take a shitload of them. I go over big with females of most ages. I’m real popular w teenage & university age males. This includes my favorite men of the cloth. Myanmar monks are, BY FAR, my favorite. In my brief experience, I’ve found that in other countries, monks tend to keep to their own kind. You see monks interacting & hanging w other monks; you rarely see outsiders breaking into the inner circle. That is so not the case in Myanmar. These guys are super social, hanging w other non-monk-locals & even, dare I say, socializing w me. They approach me just the same, ask for photos & I in turn ask questions too (where they live? Are they in university? When’s the last time you ate today? Are you allowed to have girlfriends? Etc). The bravado they summoned to ask an initial question & request a photo typically fades quickly & they fall into awkward giggles. But there have been amazing exceptions.
Day one was spent in Mandalay proper visiting the sites including your standard pagodas, the old royal palace & Mandalay Hill, the highest point in the city reached by climbing 1,700+ stairs or a taxi up a switchback road (clearly I opted for the latter bc it was HOT). In a pagoda at the top of Mandalay Hill w a beautiful view of the city, I ran into a chick from New Zealand. I almost stopped dead in my tracks when I saw another solo female traveler & she did the same. We instantly came together & started talking about our trips & experiences & routes. I was going to call it a day before I saw her but then she invited me to do some additional stops at a tapestry shop & silk shop so we used my driver to do so. Found out she was still recovering from food poisoning courtesy of Myanmar food. She’s the 3rd person I’ve heard this from. You’d think that would make me cautious & perhaps take her up on her offer to hang out & eat boring rice & water that night. But no, I thanked her for the time & we exchanged info to hopefully meet up in Vietnam later, but despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, perhaps against my better judgment & most certainly rolling the dice, I was still going to dive into Myanmar cuisine. I never broadcast to you folks bc it’s my blog & not Amy’s & I didn’t want to speak for her but she did give me her blessing to reveal that she came down w a brutal case of food poisoning in Laos. It took her out of commission for a couple days & she almost considered skipping her flight to Cambodia. Thankfully she made it but was still in pretty bad shape. And the real interesting thing about it is that we ate the same goddam thing that night at dinner. Shared every little thing. So whatever sent her system into hysterics, I enjoyed both going down & thereafter. A similar experience has happened to Amy before so we agreed that perhaps she is super sensitive to something while I may have a stomach made of steel. I would’ve hoped teleportation would be my superhero power (although lately being an omni-linguist seems pretty dope too) but a steel stomach isn’t that bad I guess, as much as I like to eat. So bring on Myanmar cuisine I say (& fingers crossed). I gave it my best shot in Mandalay, after average-at-best food in Yangon, but restaurants were hard to come by & food was average. The new de facto president announced she’d oversee the construction of over 1,100 hotels in the next few years to boost tourism. I’m hoping restaurants will soon follow.
I spent day two touring 4 ancient cities surrounding Mandalay. Stops included yet more pagodas (closing in on my saturation level), another great hilltop viewpoint & a real special treat at a local monastery. This monastery allows visitors to enter & witness a ceremony & then a lunch procession. We are talking like 1,200 monks participating in this ceremony. A girl’s dream. Sunset was spent on a 200 year-old teak bridge, the longest in the world. I found a spot to take it in, took a seat & read but was often interrupted by fans wanting my photo. Haha.
Overall… I really enjoyed Mandalay but the people made the city.

I have great timing. I hit this pagoda just as a colorful procession was starting & a ceremony was starting inside so lots of people all dressed up.




These mini-monks motioned for me me to take their photos & then would rush over to look at the pics. The super cute little one up front in the maroon robe was so shy but as I was walking off, he came up, softly tugged at my wrap & motioned to see the photos so I sat next to him for a few minutes as we flipped through. So adorable.

 

This woman also asked for a photo of her & baby & gives me an opportunity to comment on the white paste on the face. A tradition dating back 2000 years, Burmese girls & women (& to a much lesser extent males) slather their face w thanaka, a white paste made from tree bark & used for sun protection, taking that obsession w skin whitening to another level. I’d seen this periodically while traveling in other countries but it was random. Now I think those random women were most likely Burmese as most everyone in Myanmar wears it & I’ve now learned it’s an old Burmese tradition (that may now be spreading to Thailand).

 

Royal Palace complex w Mandalay Hill in background


One of my favorite pagodas, pretty unassuming from the front, but it had hundreds of identical white stupas surrounding the main golden temple & I found it stunning




Pagoda in foreground, Mandalay Hill in background
Gate to Mandalay Hill & the start of the steps
View from the top






A couple videos of Mandalay morning traffic rush

https://youtu.be/GGIQU0Gh3Jc
https://youtu.be/5zyfqwVYsW4

Sites of the 4 ancient cities









Boat transport to one of the ancient cities

 

Cool ass monk hanging w non-monk (& followed by stalker secretly taking pictures)

 

Lady monks
Monks aligned for the ceremony



Video of monk ceremony

https://youtu.be/yxpZyPb2S14

Monks prepping rice for meal

https://youtu.be/iA2f_DVvpyU

Monks aligned for the meal procession


The servers




Monk meal procession

https://youtu.be/ydSVL9nHALw

Posted monastery rules
Sunset over the teak bridge


2 young monks were stalking me (for a change!) until they finally gained the courage to ask for photos posed w me. I acquiesced only if they’d return the favor.

 

I also met this little old monk who struck up a convo w me as I was walking back over the bridge after sunset. He said he was going the same way & asked to walk w me, I think disappointing a bunch of young locals who appeared to be waiting to ask for photos (really). Due to the openness of Myanmar monks, I too am more open with them & I finally got real answers from the old guy. I asked him why he decided to be a monk & whether he felt like he missed out on having a family. Monk: I’m not a holy man. Ang: What does that mean? M: There are many different kind of monks including men who can’t be married, can’t drink alcohol & must fast. They are holy men. I am not a holy man. A: So does that mean you’re married? M: Yes. I’m married & I have a son. A: (Mind blown. I really need to roll up my sleeves & do some monk research.)

 

Boating, Cambodia style

In an attempt to mix up modes of travel, we decided to take a boat from Siem Reap to Phnom Penh. The boat left at 7:30 and the operator sent a jumbo tuk tuk driver to pick us up at 6:30. After a variety of mishaps including his inability to find other guests (never did) and culminating in a flat tire, we found ourselves stuck at the side of a SR road at 7:30. Another tuk tuk driver swooped in to take us the rest of the journey to the boat, all the while, Amy and I were wondering why a “large boat w 3 levels including a sunbathing open air level on top” would bother to wait for us. We didn’t arrive at the pier until 8am, fully expecting to have missed the boat & already mentally planning to head to the airport (airports in SE Asia, as an aside, have been far more efficient that US airports). We were met by the boat captain who told us to “hurry up” (as if any of the last 1.5 hours was our fault), and quickly ushered us onto definitely-not-a-large boat as our backpacks were taken & thrown on top. It was a small wooden boat with only one level. Maybe sat 30 people in real uncomfortable wooden seats. I then recalled we were told that bc it was dry season, a small boat would first be taking us to our large boat as the large boat can’t make it to the pier given water levels. So that put us at ease, figuring we’d only have 30 minutes on this uncomfortable beast until we met, what now in my mind was a luxurious liner, in Tonle Sap Lake. 4 hours and several engine outages later, we had made it entirely through the largest part of the massive lake only to meet our “large boat” in a relatively narrow portion of the lake. Obviously the photos of the lovely large boat presented in their marketing materials in no way reflects the actual large boat that we were now boarding. There was a bit more room but it wasn’t as advertised. All we could do was laugh. Especially when we had to spend another 4 hours on the large boat before finally reaching Phnom Penh (the trip was a bit longer than initially communicated). In hindsight, we agreed we’d do it again bc the glimpse into local Cambodian life of those that live on the water was very special. The only thing we’d do differently was perhaps bring food & more water. But then again, the bathroom situation on both boats was less than ideal so maybe it was for the best.

As we had seen more than enough of the river, we spent the evening walking around the city center and taking in the royal palace, the continued Cambodian obsession w bright neon lights as decoration, street food stalls, a few cocktails and a lazy night. We did find something interesting on a menu in one of the restos…


Amy can literally sleep anywhere

 

Me, not sleeping, trying to keep warm (my music saved me)

 

2 guys peeking out from behind their boat to check us out

 

4 girls frantically waving hello to our boat

 

Royal Palace

City center

 

Fantastic street food stall setup

Yep, fried tarantulas & shots of spider rice wine