The sleeper bus, van & motorbike trek

After 1.5 weeks of winding north along the Vietnam coast in search of beautiful beaches, we decided to head to Hoi An, known as the food capital of Vietnam & supposedly quite alluring. From Quy Ngon, the best option was again the bus. Our hotel helped book our bus tickets for us. The woman was very helpful & insisted upon us taking this 6:30 bus as it’s a 45-seater and “much better for us” vs later 16 seater buses. I was happy to get moving early so as not to waste the full day traveling. But we asked further questions to try to understand WHY it was better for us. That was fruitless so we just went with her recommendation. Boy do I now know why it was better for us.
The bus was no local bus, rather a bus suited for longer trips & one that fellow travelers typically take. But not from Quy Ngon bc there are no travelers but us so once again, we crashed the local transportation. I think I’ve mentioned the Vietnamese’ odd obsession w neon lights so it came as no surprise to find the bus decorated inside & out w day-glo lights. We couldn’t get anyone to tell us how long of a bus ride to expect but based on our book, I guessed around only 5 hours. So I was surprised to find that the bus, instead of having proper seats, was a sleeper bus w stacked reclined seats. There is no option to sit up. In fact, they also provide you w a blanket & pillow (in a puppy pillowcase), insist you take your shoes off & place in plastic bag upon entry, & turn the lights off, but for some blue & pink neon track lighting. You’d think they were really trying to promote sleeping. They even passed out little candies and we joked that maybe they were roofies. But then they insisted upon playing, at deafening levels, various clips from some sort of Vietnamese lip syncing/fashion show/live-action music video/variety show. I at first assumed it was all local Vietnamese music but then they broke into a rendition of “Besa Me Mucho” so while it was confusing, loud & brash, it was also impossible to ignore, considering one of the few tv screens was directly in front of my seat, so I was riveted. That, coupled with the erratic driving and incessant honking by the bus driver meant sleeping was impossible so I just uncomfortably laid there.
Despite the fact it was a sleeper bus, there still didn’t seem to be a bathroom on board which meant I again refused to drink anything as the timing & frequency of stops was very unclear. Well I should clarify, for the first hour, the bus stopped about every 5 minutes to pickup new passengers (even though our hotel assured us it was a direct bus w no stops) and each time, the 2 onboard barefoot employees (in addition to the driver) directed each new passenger to a seat. There went my 5-hour estimate.
Just less than 2.5 hours into the ride, we pulled over at a rest stop. As the only non-locals on the bus who clearly couldn’t understand the overhead announcement, we waited and observed as folks were getting off the bus but leaving their stuff. Bathroom stop. Yes. Grabbed our purses and hopped off. But not before they gave us black rubber sandals to wear as opposed to me wearing my own flip flops. Full service apparently. The bus crew had steaming bowls of pho waiting for them upon arrival and we went in search of the bathroom.
Apparently after our brief stopover, the AV entertainment switches from the Vietnamese variety show to a movie. The movie was an old Cuba Gooding Jr & Dolph Lundgren film, “One in the Chamber”. Must’ve missed that one. The best part was the fact the English dialogue & any sound effects/thematic music was muted so all you could hear was the dubbed over Vietnamese voice – the same female Vietnamese voice for every character including Cuba & Dolph. This bus ride was a gift that just kept giving.
2 more hours and another bathroom stop at a gas station at the side of the road. I’ve become quite adept at squatting over a hole, while juggling my purse, and then flushing with a bucket of water. A seasoned SE Asia traveler perhaps? Who needs a bathroom on a bus? Amateurs.
At 12:15, we were abruptly told the stop was “Hoi An” & to hurry to the front of the bus. They proceeded to drop us at the side of a 2-lane highway in what was definitely not Hoi An. Thankfully, a van promptly pulled up & gestured for us to drop our bags in back and get in. We got them to nod when we said “Hoi An?” So that was a positive. We then took a 15 minute van ride to what was definitely Hoi An, where we were then pounced upon by 2 motorbike taxi drivers offering to take us to the hotel. Initially we resisted saying we’d prefer a taxi as it didn’t seem terribly safe riding w our large backpacks & other bags on the back of a motorbike. They somehow managed to communicate there were no taxis allowed in the old town & we actually didn’t see any at the bus station so we negotiated down to 50% of asking, & I’m sure still overpaid. It ended up being a semi-safe ride as they provided helmets & took our backpacks to ride between their legs. It was a short 10 minute ride through the darling Hoi An streets & across rivers to our hotel… All in one piece and after a lot of fun.
Not sure if these travel stories are boring you all. Please let me know if that’s the case. We find them terribly amusing as we adapt to travel like the locals. Some of our favorite days on the trip.






  
Video so you can get a feel for the atmosphere

https://youtu.be/QHivnq0tCaY

Super safe (& fun) motorbike taxi ride

 

Quy Nhon, Vietnam beach #3

There have been a few places I’ve traveled in Turkey & the Middle East that are a bit off the beaten path & it seems as if there’s a pretty good shot these people have never seen a white person before, let alone an American. We found a place like that in Quy Ngon. This seems to be a weekend holiday destination for the Vietnamese, but bc there are no name brand fancy hotel chains, the international traveling elite hasn’t yet discovered it, nor have the early adopting backpackers. Young people especially seemed very taken by us & often went out of their way to ride a bike or run past wildly waving just to say hello. A young Dutchman was interning in our hotel & explained in his rough English there was only one person in the city who spoke good English. So it seemed perfect for us.
We visited during the week so the gorgeous, wide beach & waterfront were empty and all ours all day long, for the most part. The early rising locals mobbed the beach at 5am before sunrise to cram exercise into their busy schedules and then the school kids would hit the beach after school released at 3:30 to swim & play football.
Like everywhere else, the people were very warm & helpful and we enjoyed the very best seafood we’ve had all trip. The beach was lovely but to be picky (& to compare & contrast), not quite as white & soft of sand & as blue & warm of water as Doc Let & a bit more intense afternoon winds than Nha Trang, but it’s massive & empty so we really enjoyed it. So overall, very glad we found this place & continued to get off the beaten track.

 

The beach

Kids playing football after school

 

The panorama

 

The food… toasted grouper eaten wrapped in rice paper w mint, basil, cilantro, lettuce, cucumbers & chili spice

 

Grilled crab… delicious but a lot of work

 

Fried noodles w seafood

 

The local bus

At breakfast, Londoner Mark asked where we had decided to go. I told him we had opted for the local bus to stop off in Quy Nhon. See I’ve learned most people head straight north to Hoi An. Even the backpackers who found Doc Let were skipping anything in between. Our Lonely Planet Vietnam book and additional online research, as well as a helpful Siem Reap store clerk who is a Vietnam native, led us to believe Quy Nhon had lovely beaches, a nice town and was not yet infiltrated by international tourism (rather only domestic). Mark exclaimed how glad he was to hear we were doing something different (they had just come from Hoi An). And he was also “thrilled to know someone who’s trying the local buses” as he said they considered it “but decided against it” (as he gestured to his lovely wife Nix, thus silently assessing blame) and “wants to hear all about it”. That should give you an idea of what we’re in for. Just another adventure to add to the list.

Our taxi driver picked us up at 9am to take us to the local Doc Let “bus stop” which apparently is the town’s lone gas station on the main highway 1 that runs north/south along the Vietnam coast. After about a 10 minute wait and 2 buses passed, our driver waves down a bus bearing a sign in the window “to Hanoi”. Our taxi driver, who speaks no English but was told in Vietnamese by our hotel manager what to do/say, jumps on the bus to tell the bus driver where we’re going and negotiate price. 150k dong each (USD $6). We confirmed the location with the bus driver (who also speaks no English) by pointing to Quy Nhon on our map and he nodded. So we’re good.
There were 3 other local guys on the bus in addition to the driver. Two guys seemed to be traveling with extremely large stereo speakers and they got off the bus with them about 10 minutes after we boarded. So we were left with only the bus driver, a local who I later deduced was his friend (they had similarly sized backpacks placed together at the front of the bus), and a shitload of fruits and veggies (primarily papayas & greens from what I could tell) that were in plastic wrapped boxes piled up in the back of the bus and the aisle, rendering the bulk of the bus unusable. I can only assume the bus driver, instead of picking up actual passengers (but for us), conspires with his friend to use his bus route to conduct some sort of fresh produce shipping business. Oddly all of the seats were covered in plastic, perhaps to guard against exploding fruit? However, the bus looked fairly new, so perhaps the bus driver was like one of those old people who insist on using plastic couch covers to guard from dust. I was just hoping this produce was bound for a stop north of Quy Nhon although part of me would’ve enjoyed seeing it periodically doled out to random street vendors. So the 4 of us headed north.
With no bathroom. That’s another thing. We were told the bus ride would be 5-6 hours so surely there’d be an onboard toilet? Negative. I immediately went into camel mode, eschewing any water (we had come with a lot bc we were prepared unlike we were for the Cambodia boat trip), in hopes of making it the whole trip as I have a terrible travel bladder. At the same time, I refused to acknowledge my predicament should I be unable to hold it. Positive thoughts. So I wasted away the time taking in the lovely scenery, from quaint little fishing villages with various sized wooden boats to bright blue-green seascapes with deserted white sandy beaches and lush mountainous islands, writing this blog post, and trying to keep my mind off my bladder, all the while our crazy bus driver is madly honking his horn to move any vehicle out of his way and wildly passing semi trucks on blind curves of winding steep 2-lane coastal roads. What a trip (literally & figuratively).
As if it couldn’t get any better, after about 3.5 hours, the bus driver abruptly pulled over at what certainly didn’t look like a bus station. More like the Vietnamese version of a truck stop diner as there were semi-trucks pulled over everywhere haphazardly parked. We were unsure what was happening. The bus driver was gesturing for us to leave the bus. We weren’t about to do that, unless we were certain they were also getting off. So we followed them off the bus. The place was a small outdoor restaurant jammed with locals eating lunch but we were still uncertain of the purpose and length of our stop. So we quickly went in search of the outdoor toilet behind the resto and decided upon return, we’d take the lead from our driver & fellow passenger. The passenger gestured us over to a table where he already had a plate and was eating. Then the restaurant manager ushered us back to the kitchen where he had heaping plates of sticky rice waiting for us and pointed excitedly to various types of meats and seafood. We picked out some meats (not a clue what we ate), he piled them on and led us back to the table with our food, where we sat as a foursome enjoying lunch. AMAZING.
Based on my rough math of speed and km signs posted along the way, I had already surmised the 5-6 hour estimate seemed quite excessive as long as we kept up roughly the same pace. Before lunch, I had estimated only another 45 minutes. Somehow over lunch and a lot of map pointing and gesturing, we managed to convince the bus driver to drop us off near a bunch of hotels instead of the Quy Nhon bus station. That happened a mere 30 minutes later. We walked into a hotel on the beach, asked if they had available rooms (they did) & selected one with an ocean view and two beds ($50 including breakfast). On the empty beach by 2:30 (we literally were the only ones on the massive stretch). We both fully agreed this was already one of our favorite travel days.


Our lunch spot