Mandalay, Myanmar is all about the people (& monks!)

If Yangon introduced me to the country, then Mandalay really introduced me to the people. I stayed double the time in Mandalay, the former Myanmar capital & supposed cultural heart of the country. The city is home to 1 million people & has a different feel to it than Yangon… smaller, dustier, motorbike-crazed & real sweet. The locals just openly stare at me wherever I go. I can’t really blame them. There’s very few other white people around & I think they’re newly thrilled to share their country w foreigners. Perhaps the blatant staring would make some feel awkward. I just flash them a big smile, say “hello” & throw ’em a Burmese greeting & they burst into a wide grin & giggles & if they know a lick of English, they immediately approach me for conversation. Hearing I’m from the US evokes an even wider grin & an “Obama. I love Obama. He’s visited Myanmar 2 times.” On a few occasions, I’ve even heard a twist… “Obama. Jordan” to which I tell them I live in Chicago & they are both from Chicago. Jaws agape. Each day I hired a taxi driver for the day to tour the city as the key sites are very spread out & it was 103 degrees. I’m typically pretty efficient viewing sites, in & out & on to the next as it’s just me at my own pace so there’s no lingering. My efficiency took a big hit in Mandalay. I was stopped everywhere I went, multiple times, by locals to chat & take photos. I think I posed in more photos than I took & I take a shitload of them. I go over big with females of most ages. I’m real popular w teenage & university age males. This includes my favorite men of the cloth. Myanmar monks are, BY FAR, my favorite. In my brief experience, I’ve found that in other countries, monks tend to keep to their own kind. You see monks interacting & hanging w other monks; you rarely see outsiders breaking into the inner circle. That is so not the case in Myanmar. These guys are super social, hanging w other non-monk-locals & even, dare I say, socializing w me. They approach me just the same, ask for photos & I in turn ask questions too (where they live? Are they in university? When’s the last time you ate today? Are you allowed to have girlfriends? Etc). The bravado they summoned to ask an initial question & request a photo typically fades quickly & they fall into awkward giggles. But there have been amazing exceptions.
Day one was spent in Mandalay proper visiting the sites including your standard pagodas, the old royal palace & Mandalay Hill, the highest point in the city reached by climbing 1,700+ stairs or a taxi up a switchback road (clearly I opted for the latter bc it was HOT). In a pagoda at the top of Mandalay Hill w a beautiful view of the city, I ran into a chick from New Zealand. I almost stopped dead in my tracks when I saw another solo female traveler & she did the same. We instantly came together & started talking about our trips & experiences & routes. I was going to call it a day before I saw her but then she invited me to do some additional stops at a tapestry shop & silk shop so we used my driver to do so. Found out she was still recovering from food poisoning courtesy of Myanmar food. She’s the 3rd person I’ve heard this from. You’d think that would make me cautious & perhaps take her up on her offer to hang out & eat boring rice & water that night. But no, I thanked her for the time & we exchanged info to hopefully meet up in Vietnam later, but despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, perhaps against my better judgment & most certainly rolling the dice, I was still going to dive into Myanmar cuisine. I never broadcast to you folks bc it’s my blog & not Amy’s & I didn’t want to speak for her but she did give me her blessing to reveal that she came down w a brutal case of food poisoning in Laos. It took her out of commission for a couple days & she almost considered skipping her flight to Cambodia. Thankfully she made it but was still in pretty bad shape. And the real interesting thing about it is that we ate the same goddam thing that night at dinner. Shared every little thing. So whatever sent her system into hysterics, I enjoyed both going down & thereafter. A similar experience has happened to Amy before so we agreed that perhaps she is super sensitive to something while I may have a stomach made of steel. I would’ve hoped teleportation would be my superhero power (although lately being an omni-linguist seems pretty dope too) but a steel stomach isn’t that bad I guess, as much as I like to eat. So bring on Myanmar cuisine I say (& fingers crossed). I gave it my best shot in Mandalay, after average-at-best food in Yangon, but restaurants were hard to come by & food was average. The new de facto president announced she’d oversee the construction of over 1,100 hotels in the next few years to boost tourism. I’m hoping restaurants will soon follow.
I spent day two touring 4 ancient cities surrounding Mandalay. Stops included yet more pagodas (closing in on my saturation level), another great hilltop viewpoint & a real special treat at a local monastery. This monastery allows visitors to enter & witness a ceremony & then a lunch procession. We are talking like 1,200 monks participating in this ceremony. A girl’s dream. Sunset was spent on a 200 year-old teak bridge, the longest in the world. I found a spot to take it in, took a seat & read but was often interrupted by fans wanting my photo. Haha.
Overall… I really enjoyed Mandalay but the people made the city.

I have great timing. I hit this pagoda just as a colorful procession was starting & a ceremony was starting inside so lots of people all dressed up.




These mini-monks motioned for me me to take their photos & then would rush over to look at the pics. The super cute little one up front in the maroon robe was so shy but as I was walking off, he came up, softly tugged at my wrap & motioned to see the photos so I sat next to him for a few minutes as we flipped through. So adorable.

 

This woman also asked for a photo of her & baby & gives me an opportunity to comment on the white paste on the face. A tradition dating back 2000 years, Burmese girls & women (& to a much lesser extent males) slather their face w thanaka, a white paste made from tree bark & used for sun protection, taking that obsession w skin whitening to another level. I’d seen this periodically while traveling in other countries but it was random. Now I think those random women were most likely Burmese as most everyone in Myanmar wears it & I’ve now learned it’s an old Burmese tradition (that may now be spreading to Thailand).

 

Royal Palace complex w Mandalay Hill in background


One of my favorite pagodas, pretty unassuming from the front, but it had hundreds of identical white stupas surrounding the main golden temple & I found it stunning




Pagoda in foreground, Mandalay Hill in background
Gate to Mandalay Hill & the start of the steps
View from the top






A couple videos of Mandalay morning traffic rush

https://youtu.be/GGIQU0Gh3Jc
https://youtu.be/5zyfqwVYsW4

Sites of the 4 ancient cities









Boat transport to one of the ancient cities

 

Cool ass monk hanging w non-monk (& followed by stalker secretly taking pictures)

 

Lady monks
Monks aligned for the ceremony



Video of monk ceremony

https://youtu.be/yxpZyPb2S14

Monks prepping rice for meal

https://youtu.be/iA2f_DVvpyU

Monks aligned for the meal procession


The servers




Monk meal procession

https://youtu.be/ydSVL9nHALw

Posted monastery rules
Sunset over the teak bridge


2 young monks were stalking me (for a change!) until they finally gained the courage to ask for photos posed w me. I acquiesced only if they’d return the favor.

 

I also met this little old monk who struck up a convo w me as I was walking back over the bridge after sunset. He said he was going the same way & asked to walk w me, I think disappointing a bunch of young locals who appeared to be waiting to ask for photos (really). Due to the openness of Myanmar monks, I too am more open with them & I finally got real answers from the old guy. I asked him why he decided to be a monk & whether he felt like he missed out on having a family. Monk: I’m not a holy man. Ang: What does that mean? M: There are many different kind of monks including men who can’t be married, can’t drink alcohol & must fast. They are holy men. I am not a holy man. A: So does that mean you’re married? M: Yes. I’m married & I have a son. A: (Mind blown. I really need to roll up my sleeves & do some monk research.)

 

I found my paradise… rustic paradise, but paradise for sure

It took me 7 weeks to find it, & it was a bit of a tease, but I definitely found my paradise. I’ve been trying to come to Bottle Beach on the north side of Ko Pha Ngan for a good week but the “storm” that rolled into the island prevented it. The storm wasn’t a storm like we think about it bc it was still sunny & gorgeous, the winds just picked up quite a lot which prevented longboats from accessing a few beaches, one of which is Bottle Beach, only accessible by boat. So I slowly made my way around the island biding my time. Finally the waves subsided & I was given the go-ahead so I booked a bungalow.
It was a gorgeous 20 minute ride to Bottle Beach from Thong Nai Pan Yai beach along a rocky seaside cliff on one side & nothing but blue water on the other. Didn’t see another boat on the way there. Around a turn & this gorgeous white strip of sand emerges from the rocks in a little protected bay. It’s a pretty small beach lined w a whole lot of nothing but beach bungalows. I hopped out of the longboat in nearly waist-high water as the captain gently eased my backpack down to me & I thankfully avoided any dunking of the pack (& for the umpteenth time this trip, I was thankful to have a backpack vs an obnoxious roller suitcase).
Babu, the “hotel” manager, greeted me as I walked up the beach with a big hello & a blunt in his hand, that he put out & placed behind his ear. As if I had any doubts before, I was assured this was going to be an awfully chill place. We chatted, turns out he’s from Burma so I promised to pick his brain later about that, & he walked me to my bungalow with no check of a passport or any other formalities. It’s locked w a padlock & is as cute as can be. For $11 a night. I think I failed to mention that. And by cute, I mean cute in a very rustic way. The room is barely bigger than the bed w storage below for packs. The bathroom has a toilet, flushed by a pail of water from a bucket filled by a nearby spigot which also serves as the sink, & a shower (cold water naturally) that uses the same drain as the spigot. A serious mosquito net is provided which is fantastic given I’m definitely sleeping w the window open & fan blowing for airflow. There’s one white plastic chair for me on my porch & I acquiesced when Babu offered to hang a hammock for me. Haha. Love me some hammock time.
I hadn’t bothered to eat yet that day as I opted for a massage over lunch prior to the longboat, so I headed down to the restaurant for a salad to find the sweetest beach side restaurant w various shaded & sunny seating options. It’s combined w reception & includes a bar, a pool table, decent sound system & tunes, & a few staffers lingering & smoking. Up to this point, I hadn’t seen weed anywhere. I had smelled it a couple times while biking through cities but the guidebooks put the fear of God into you threatening 15+ years in prison for a minor mj offense if you can’t buy off the local authorities/Thai mafia & hinting there are undercover police lurking in tourists zones & working w the sellers to bust you. So that’s apparently not the case here. Haha
Babu sat down to chat w me while I ate a spicy seafood salad & enjoyed a couple Chang beers (beers here are USD $2 so no place is perfect but they have to make money somehow) & that’s when it really got good. We talked about life histories & what do you know? Babu tried to be a monk TWICE in Burma & couldn’t cut it so bailed. Is this for fucking real!?!?!?!!! He made it 7 days when he was 27 & 9 days when he was 29. Apparently there’s a lot of fasting involved. You are awakened at 5:45am w a gong, put on your robes & walk the city barefoot asking for alms (yep, I saw this in Laos), then you return to shower & prepare food, eat at 7am but no talking allowed, clean the kitchen for an hour, walk the city again, eat at 11am, clean & then no eating allowed again after noon. Every day. Buddhism doesn’t frown upon smoking as monks are allowed to smoke (cigarettes not ganja), so those Cambodian monks we saw smoking on holiday in Halong Bay were not in violation of their code, Amy. All Babu could do was smoke cigs until he again got to eat at 7am. Apparently he couldn’t cut it (twice) bc he was so goddam hungry & I told him perhaps he wasn’t meant to be a monk after all bc he now works in paradise, eats whenever he wants to & seems to enjoy the marijuana. He laughed & agreed & then proceeded to make me the sweetest little rose pinky ring made from 2 plastic straws folded & fused together w his lighter.
I’m in love w this place & it’s only been 3 hours.

 

My taxi to Bottle Beach





Hammock time

https://youtu.be/2-7ElgLDoTQ




Monk action series sequel, spelunking edition 

I was thrilled enough as it was w Halong Bay. Imagine my delight when we stumbled upon monks touring the same massive cave!?!?! Our guide and I debated on the origin of the monks. Based on my technical research, I surmised either Northern Thailand or Cambodia. Definitely not Laos. Turns out they’re Cambodian. So I present to you the monk action series sequel, spelunking edition.

 

Monks on holiday in a cave

 

 

Spelunking monk taking in Vietnam’s neon cave lighting

 

Vacationing monk thrilling a fellow traveler

 

Monk on holiday capturing a video on his iPad

 

Monks exiting a cave

 

Monks taking a bathroom break

 

Monk posing for a vacation photo in front of a sunny pic of Halong Bay. Perhaps he didn’t enjoy the fog as much as I?

 

Monk armed & ready

 

Monk action series

Throughout Northern Thailand, Laos & Cambodia, I’ve developed a sort of monk obsession. I’m fascinated with them and their lifestyle. But I’m not talking about real deep stuff here. More along the lines of… Why do Bangkok monks have to go barefoot and are too skinny while Chiang Mai monks get to wear shoes (typically flip flops or leather sandals) and appear healthy (i.e. well fed)? Why do Lao monks have to keep their bald head freshly shaved while Thai & Cambodian monks can play it a little looser? However, I admit that my primary interest in them is most likely even more superficial… their bright orange robes really make a picture pop. “Monk alert” is a term we’ve coined when one of us spots their orange robes so we can quickly become camera-ready. Lao monks have turned out to be my favorite, probably due to their daily early morning alms procession (I got up before 6am 3 out of 4 mornings to witness it bc I just couldn’t help myself). I was beyond thrilled when we showed up at the river bank for our Mekong boat day only to find two monks seemingly waiting to board our boat. Dreams of a live monk action series leapt into my head and while that unfortunately didn’t materialize (they instead waved us goodbye), that was the inspiration for this post and a collection of my monk photos, which I’ve largely spared you to-date.

Monks watting

 

Monk meditating

 

Monk blessing

 

Monks waiting for a boat

 

 

Monks waving goodbye

 

Monk posing after our conversation (he really talked to us)

 

Monks wearing beanies

 

Monks crossing a street

 

 

Monk crossing a bamboo bridge

 

Monks hailing a tuk tuk

 

Monks laughing over a fire

 

Monks walking in the alms procession

 https://youtu.be/GB01NA4mJi4

Monk worrying about sun protection

 

Monks Angkor watting

(My fave pic, hands down)

 

Little things excite me

In Luang Prabang, I found my favorite Wat to-date. Just not for reasons most people would find important.

 

This appears to be some sort of fire breathing monkmobile. Yes it has wheels. I do perhaps have a bit of an obsession with monks so this made me real happy… more on that later.

 

One of these things is not like the other.