Colombia recap

So if you can’t already tell, I really like Colombia. It has so much to offer. Some say it has all of South America packed into one little country, from grand bustling cities to charming historic colonial towns, from imposing Andes mountains to relaxing beaches, from coffee & chocolate to natural fruit juices, from 2 coastlines to otherworldly deserts & all the adventure sports one could want including diving, hiking, trekking to ruins of ancient cultures, kiting, rafting, etc. I agree. On my ever-changing list of fave countries, it probably now falls inexplicably second to only the elusive Vietnam. 
Internal travel was on point – cheap intercountry flights always on time, cheaper buses always on time (at least for me)… although I did skip out on extended bus trips over what I’m told are less-than-ideal roads – why would I do that to myself when I can take a flight for 1/20 of the time at USD$40?
People are absolutely incredible – after visiting Cuba, I admit I wasn’t relishing in the idea of dealing with the machismo that so often comes in Latin cultures (a nod to Italy & Spain as well), but everyone I encountered in Colombia, as a traveling solo female, was not only kind, accommodating & helpful, but very respectful & that was such an overwhelmingly wonderful surprise. In fact, I had several Colombian men inquire about how I’ve been treated as if they were making sure their fellow countrymen were acting appropriately. 
Bottom line… I could NOT overstate the extent to which I recommend you visit this country. I felt blessed to spend one month here but it wasn’t nearly enough. So I will be back. 

Bogota – better than expected but go for the street art

I admit, I wasn’t expecting a whole lot from Bogota. It’s a big city of 8 million & I had heard it was very well established, as opposed to Medellin’s growth arc, lots of traffic & smog, frequently rainy & overcast, & not much to see. Most of that is probably true although perhaps I lucked out in terms of weather as I enjoyed sunny beautiful days & no rain. The city was far prettier than I expected with much less smog. It featured stunning views from Monserrate overlooking the city. IMHO the old town leaves a lot to be desired, is unsafe at night & relatively uninspiring during the day so I stayed north near the great restaurants & nightlife. Perhaps it’s a sign of my humble digs during the prior 2 weeks, but I greatly enjoyed my Bogota hot showers & great experimental food but it’s also the first McDonald’s I’d seen on the trip. 
By far my fave part of the city is all of the street art. Bogota is known for having the most street-artist friendly laws (i.e. it’s not illegal & building owners often commission murals) attracting famous street artists from all over the world. Of course this is the case after a truly unfortunate event in which a 16yo kid was shot in the back by police in 2010 when caught late at night painting a building. But since, the close knit street art community worked hand-in-hand with law enforcement & now in the eyes of the law, it’s viewed as an art form, so they’re allowed to do their thing with full support of the community & during the day when it’s saf. So I took a graffiti walking tour of Bogota & learned about the various artists & their signatures & then just had fun wandering the streets on my own in search of other artwork. 

Monserrate, reached by cable car or funicular, & Bogota city views






Ciudad colonial competition… Villa de Leyva makes it a game w it’s picturesque plaza

With a population of less than 10k & boasting one of the biggest main plazas in the Americas that’s dominated by this unbelievably picturesque old cathedral, that also happens to hold coffee shops, restos & bars, set against an imposing backdrop of foothills, Villa de Leyva gives Barichara a run for its money. I’m going to go out on a limb here & opine that Barichara is overall a slightly more charming, peaceful town but Villa de Leyva’s grand plaza is hands down the most impressive view in either town. It just begs to you to sit at one of its many surrounding cafes & have a beer or jugo naturales. 
Arriving the way I did was not easy as it required 3 different buses from Barichara, but for most people it’s an easy 4hr direct bus ride from Bogota (my next destination). I arrived on a Sunday so I was able to see the bustling main plaza & town still teeming with Bogotanos in visiting for the weekend. They had clearly all returned Sunday night bc Monday morning it seemed I had the town to myself but for locals buzzing about. 

The crown jewel of the plaza
Yes, I took multiple pics of the same building




I knew I hit the cold weather region (even though it was unseasonably warm) when I started seeing ponchos for sale. So cozy!

Barichara… chillin colonial style

I was f’g exhausted after my alta Guajira trip so parking myself in Barichara, a tiny little colonial village of 7k people in the mountains seemed like exactly what I needed. Getting there from remote Riohacha was a bit of an undertaking involving 2 flights, 2 buses & an overnight in San Gil but I made it. And then proceeded to do nothing but wander, sleep late, dine & go on hikes. There is one especially great hike on Camino Real, a stone path built ages ago for locals, that wanders to Guane, a town 10km down the mountain. While most folks opt to take the bus back to Barichara for USD50c, as the hike is primarily downhill to Guane, I opted to do the return hike back up to Barichara bc I’m weird & always prefer the uphill portion of hikes given the downhill is murderous on my worthless cartilage-free & arthritic-crazed left knee. I quickly discovered perhaps I downplayed the extent of the decline as I was too mesmerized by the gorgeous views but I got in a damn good workout & then promptly had a long late lunch to fill my belly & rest my now wobbly legs & knee. 
I doubt one can find a more picturesque colonial town so if you travel to Columbia, put Barichara on your list & perhaps settle for the one-way hike. 





The hike


Guane is a cute little town but when you’re beginning from the stunning Barichara, it’s hard to top. One thing Guane is known for is its sabajon, a goat’s egg based drink usually mixed w alcohol. I did taste tests to find that my fave mix was whisky (shocker) so I bought a little bottle complete w plastic shot glasses & that may have aided my hike back.

Alta Guajira’s Punta Gallinas… its eerie end-of-the-world landscapes make the journey a can’t miss

I’ve always said the places really worth visiting are difficult to get to. Difficult travels keep the casual tourist from visiting. Those are the places I like to find. Punta Gallinas takes that to the nth degree both in terms of travel & payoff. It is LITERALLY one of the most beautiful & wild places I’ve ever been to in my entire life (no hyperbole, really). The desert environment is harsh but so odd bc it’s unlike any desert I’ve ever seen with its aqua lagoons & plateaus, rocky cliffs & reddish-hued sand dunes rolling right into the sea. Temperatures are extreme but that’s the alta Guajira and Punta Gallinas is the Northernmost tip of Colombia & South America. 
Cabo de la Vela is the most visited place in alta Guajira. In fact, I met many people in Cabo de la Vela who fell in love with it (& kite surfing) & have therefore stayed for 1wk to 1mo but haven’t bothered to head N on the trek to Punta Gallinas. Even kiting instructors who’ve been there for months haven’t ventured N… “no time & I hear the road is terrible”. Those fools clearly don’t know what they’re missing. Well the “road” is terrible. I’m not sure you can even call it a road. The 4hr drive is in a massive 4WD w a seriously insane driver ripping through the desert, sometimes following prior tracks & sometimes creating new. The drive, which starts at 5am, leads to a 30min boat ride on a wooden skiff before you arrive at 1 of 2 hostels in Punta Gallinas. Then there’s not much to do right around the hostel but for a beach 2km walk away w a stunning view of Bahia Hondita providing for lovely sunsets. To see what Punta Gallinas has to offer, that involves piling in an even more massive 4WD on a day tour. So again, it’s more work while at Cabo de la Vela, the shack you’re staying in overlooks the water. But wow is it worth it as my jaw dropped further & further in wonder & awe with each stop. 
There’s no one around in Punta Gallinas. Only 8 Wayuu families live there & operate the hostels & run the tours. Not too many tourists venture this far N & those that do, are awfully cool. You bond rather quickly, even at 5am, when you’re crammed in a 4WD together, getting bounced & thrown nearly on top of one another w each turn & rut. We banded together over the next 2 days exploring during the day, enjoying sunsets at dusk, & playing rousing hands of cards at night. Surprisingly, the lodging conditions in Punta Gallinas were an improvement over Cabo de la Vela. I was expecting worse due to its difficult accessibility but it actually had running water & electricity (solar power & generator). It really makes me question what’s going on in Cabo de la Vela. While it has 50 Wayuu families & 1500 people, the ratio of tourists is probably consistent so I can’t believe the worse conditions are due to a cost issue. Sleeping conditions were the same but I sleep so well outdoors in chinchorros, I don’t mind it. And I hit a record for cheapest lodging per night as a chinchorro cost the equivalent of only USD$7 (Cabo de la Vela was a whopping USD$8). 
Definitely one of my fave trips ever. 

One set of headlights following us on the early morning drive to Punta Gallinas.



It was a bit bumpy on the drive

https://youtu.be/mzLF5gdDxSQ

I just couldn’t get over the color mix – orange / red sand against the aqua sea & bright blue sky

Arriving by boat through the mangroves

https://youtu.be/xbcnJxbZikc

Wayuu cairns built along the coast



The craziest coolest lagoon in a desert I’ve ever seen.


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This was the showstopper… we walked up & over the biggest, steepest sand dune that rolled right into the sea below. Running down the steep incline & face planting into the water was really a terrible time.





https://youtu.be/glDXDiNZuXg
It felt as if you were walking over the edge of a cliff as you couldn’t see the very bottom til you’d committed

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View of Bahia Hondita from the hostel

It is the desert after all

Alta Guajira’s Cabo de la Vela… visit only if you really love kiting (or as an overnight before Punta Gallinas)

Palomino was in the low region of La Guajira. The high region or alta Guajira is like nothing I’ve ever seen before. Riohacha is the launching point (i.e. not a destination in & of itself) for the alta & its highlights include Cabo de la Vela, population 1500, & Punta Gallinas, far smaller. The region is home to the Wayuu tribe & bc they live in the desert, they can’t grow anything so while they sell their beautifully handmade chinchorros (large hammocks) & bags, they have also welcomed tourism. They invite you into their homes to stay. You sleep in chinchorros outside under a wooden roof for protection from the unusual storm & typical winds but in full view of the starry sky featuring more stars than I’ve ever seen in my life x 10. It’s hot during the day & cold at night thanks to the desert climate. It’s a brutal environment that scares away most tourists. So of course I wanted to visit. 
In the recent past, few tourists ventured as far as Riohacha. Now most tourists who head further NE to Cabo de la Vela & further to Punta Gallinas do so courtesy of 3-day organized tours from Santa Marta in fancy SUVs for a lot of money, much of which does not make it into the hands of the Wayuu. I decided to do it on my own on the cheap & devoted 6 nights, although I wasn’t sure I’d need them all (or could stand them all). For the first time ever, & leveraging my Chicago-honed taxi hailing skills, I flagged down a bus heading E on the main road near the Palomino center, told the driver I was headed to Riohacha & he waved me aboard. 1.5hrs later I made it to Riohacha & pulled out the trusty LP to guide me the rest of the way. Hailed a taxi to run a few errands including cash as Riohacha is the last place I’d see an ATM for a week & everything operates solely on cash up N. Taxi then dropped me at a corner w colectivos looking to fill rides to Uribia. It took about 2 mins to find one w a spot for me, negotiated price & we were off, arriving 1.5hrs later. My colectivo driver seemed most concerned with helping me find the next transport heading to Cabo de la Vela & thankfully his other local riders didn’t seem to mind. 
Now this was the fun part. I was loaded onto a 4WD (bc that’s the only kinda vehicle that can make it any further) & “enjoyed” a bone crushing, teeth chattering 2.5+hr journey to Cabo de la Vela. The truck was like those you see in movies. A big cab w a metal frame in the bed containing wooden bench seats along the side & thankfully metal safety guards to keep you from bouncing out. Then on top? It’s piled high w anything & everything the driver is bringing back to Cabo de la Vela on behalf of various business owners along his route. This includes massive styrofoam containers filled w ice & refrigerated items (bc there’s no refridgerators & barely electricity in Cabo de la Vela), gasoline (a LOT of gasoline including a massive drum that traveled w us in the rear – I chose not to consider what would happen in the event of an accident – bc there’s no gas stations beyond Uribia), various food items & a massive amount of beer (noted). Perched atop everything was my backpack secured w rope. The driver’s 3 sons served as the packers who piled things perfectly in a mound atop the frame & rode atop it until each delivery stop where, in a jenga-like game, they had to carefully remove the intended package without everything else toppling over. It was really quite fascinating. All the while, I’m crammed in the back as the only tourist accompanied by 11 Wayuu women & 5 children on laps w more packages, fruits & veggies, eggs & the massive gasoline drum in between us. It was a trip. We must’ve looked amazingly ridiculous bc all of those rich DBs who paid USD$1k for a 3-day trip were racing up in their fancy SUVs as we neared Cabo de la Vela just to get photos of the circus on wheels & the gringo along for the ride. 
The driver kindly dropped me right at my hostel located a 10min walk outside of town right on the water bc of course, it was on his delivery route. The hostel was recommended by the coffee finca owner & is owned by a couple who’ve been in the area for years & operate a kite surfing school. So my plan in Cabo de la Vela was to finally learn how to kite. I was sure it probably wouldn’t go well but I was down for a challenge & always some laughs. Unfortunately, the owners left last minute due to a family emergency & left the place to some overwhelmed volunteer backpackers & the remaining kiting instructor was far too busy &/or did not excel at time management. He was unable to accommodate all of the kiters on his own so after repeated promises that kept falling through, I decided to call short my time in Cabo de la Vela & head N to Punta Gallinas via a supposed even more harrowing trip. You see, while Cabo de la Vela is a lovely place & the hostel was located right on the water, there is really nothing going on in that town unless you are very into kite surfing. The desert heat leaves you constantly seeking shade & while waiting & hoping for my lessons to begin, I wandered the town, watched other kiters (but that just made me envious), made friends w some local Wayuu kids & of course bought some Wayuu bags.
After the rustic nature of the accommodations in Cabo de la Vela – showers by bucket, toilets as you can imagine (SE Asia prepared me well), no / minimum electricity, few resto options so cooking on your own in a rustic kitchen, occasional mice & cockroaches – given the fact Punta Gallinas is far more remote, I wasn’t quite sure what to expect, but I was down for it & excited. 

The ride from Uribia to Cabo de la Vela w my backpack at the top of the heap.

Being chased down by the lazy well-off gringos in their SUVs. They’re missing out on half the fun. You appreciate it more if you work for it.

Video of the drive:

https://youtu.be/fxskFbcpiGk

Tracks to nowhere
Cabo de la Vela’s main strip

The hostel
Sleeping conditions
View of town from my hostel. If you’re going to do remote, you might as well go all in. My headlamp was critical on this trip.
View from other side of town, towards my hostel
The 2 Wayuu bags, or mochilas, I bought in Cabo de la Vela as well as a bracelet made by a fun 13yo boy. I made him tell me about school & what he was learning & we talked for 30mins before I’d buy a bracelet. Then we made up our own secret handshake he was always so excited to show off the countless times we’d run into each other. The bags are so interesting. Each pattern has a special meaning. Upon a girl’s first menstrual cycle, she’s locked away w her mom & grandma for 6mos to 1yr as they teach her how to be a Wayuu woman which includes learning how to crochet these bag & the meaning behind the patterns. Don’t ask me what my patterns mean. All I know is the white one is about 2x cost of the multi-colored one due to the quality of the materials. I think they’re gorgeous. I’d have bought 20 if I could to bring them home for everyone. But they weren’t super cheap. Many Colombians carry them – all Wayuu do – both men & women.