We are old

Amy: “Can we get the check please?”

Cute young server: “You don’t want to leave now. We have sexy dancing and fire show tonight.”

Me: “What time?” (Bc who doesn’t want to see what they mean by “sexy dancing?!?!?!!”)

S: “11”

Me: “What time is it now?”

Amy: “It’s another 40 minutes.”

Me: “We’ll just take the check.”

In our defense, we did get up at 4:30am to catch a flight. But still…

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